If you search the internet for “Halloween Sandwich” (don’t roll your eyes–you aren’t helping me with the content here) this will come up
Let’s examine that for a hot minute.
- Pumpkins–okay very traditional
- Brie–why? Are French people scary?
- Monster Munch–again totally understand
- Pizza Bagel–what? I mean bagel purists would see that as a desicration of course but…what?
- Donut–I have no problem with this because donuts are the answer to everything, including World Peace
- Meatloaf–well, lots of people do think his music is kinda Goth-y so I guess….Oh wait…wrong meatloaf. Nevermind.
