JustNoDont – Bake Me This https://bakemethis.com Or Cook Me This, Thats Good Too Thu, 06 Aug 2020 23:04:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://bakemethis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/cropped-b-logo-32x32.png JustNoDont – Bake Me This https://bakemethis.com 32 32 Delightful Delicious Desserts and More Shenanigans https://bakemethis.com/2020/08/06/delightful-delicious-desserts-and-more-shenanigans-2/ Thu, 06 Aug 2020 23:04:44 +0000 https://bakemethis.com/?p=200
I said some nice things about cookies and a lady I never met yesterday. Now I get to show you the real, true, delight in “Delightful Delicious Desserts.” Every community cookbook has a few recipes that make you wonder if this is a cruel joke. The veritable “paper town” of home cooking.

In all honesty I love them more than *normal* recipes. I have 2 treasures and 1 dish that has a crazy name but is basically Methodish Kugel to share with you.

Let’s jump right in with dessert salad. Hey, I didn’t come up with this.

I have found that calling a thing “salad” in a community cookbook is an open invitation from the odd food gods.

And now–Cake?

I don’t see any “cake” here.

I like popcorn and peanuts. And the margarine mixed with marshmellows are the base used for Krispy treats. That part makes sense to me. But someone needs to explain the “salad oil” to me.

This one is THE MOST AMAZING DELIGHT. I leave this to you with minimal commentary.

Basically it’s noodle kugel. I know Bon Appetit is a difficult subject right now but if you visit that page you’ll find a description of Adam Rapoport being all Adam Rapoport about things. Nice time capsule of douche behavior.

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]]> Things no one else will tell you part 1 https://bakemethis.com/2020/08/05/things-no-one-else-will-tell-you-part-1/ Wed, 05 Aug 2020 23:45:11 +0000 https://bakemethis.com/?p=165

See this…. Don’t do it. I know the box seems friendly but its a trap. A disappointing, cold trap.

The first lick tasted of cool, damp cardboard. I stopped. I Thought about my life decisions up to that point. I took a bite. Slightly better, now it was cool faintly chocolate cardboard.

I got distracted and left the slightly rumpled bar on a plate for about 3 minutes. When I went back the stick had fallen out and there was a bit of soupy, flabby choco melt around the pale “treat.” But it tasted better. Hmm….

So take one of these darlings and place it on the counter still wrapped while you assemble the following items

A blender or a blender bottle and about 8-10 oz of skim milk.

Assemble and do the expected with these 3 items. If you did opt for the blender bottle you should let some melting happen. 5 minutes should do it.

Yeah, you can add sweetener if you like, there bars aren’t sweetened in any discernable way. You could mix in fiber or protein powder. Or you could, ya know, go back the store for Ben & Jerry’s NY Superfudge. I won’t judge you.

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